No Really I DID move

and I finally made an attempt at the new blog...

Moving

Did I mention I'm moving?

You can find me here.

Any Ideas?!?

I am thinking that my fresh academic start should be accompanied by a fresh start to a new blog...

So... I need a clever new name... and I got only mildly humorous ideas....

Please help....

2 Weeks Notice

Well it's almost August... that means it's time to quit whatever BS job I've managed to land to actually pay the bills and head back to another semester.

This year is very exciting as I head east. Particularly since I have landed a pretty sweet TAship... I get to be the only instructor, but don't have the onus of creating daily lesson plans, much less a syllabus.

So today I turned in my two weeks notice. Nearly over are the days of chatting up older gentlemen about their prostates and entering data about their desire to not be incontinent.

Listen Up

Hey middle-aged men....

I know that it is going to be hot outside today and I know that we live in one of the lamer "cities" in CA, but come on. There is NO reason for all of you to wear Hawaiian shirts to work today.*

1. They are not any of the following... attractive, cool, fun, appropriate for a workplace.
2. There is air conditioning in the offices you work in.

*Nearly every car I passed on the way to work had a guy with one on.

Phrases You Need for Work

Today on email homepage there is an article about phrases you need to know for work. I'd like to add a personal favorite...

Fu@king the Dog
Definition: slacking off at work; not doing one's work in order to do other things (like a blog post)
Origin: Smalltown, Mississippi (actually one of the few good things to come out of Smalltown, MS)
Other Forms: F'ing the D
Example Usage:
Worker 1: Whatcha doin?
Worker 2: Oh, not much... just fu@king the dog.

For SMH

I think I remember pulling out these sweet moves at a party and on a bus in Spain...